(This was originally written and sent as an email on 31 January 2005. Given the flurry of Madagascar-related posts that I'm expecting over the next few days, I wanted to put it up on my blog! It's completely unchanged from that original email, which wasn't intended for such wide distribution, so forgive anything negative I say until the end.)
We set out at 6am. Not that this was unusual for us, quite frankly we
had gotten used to getting up at the Malagasy dawn in order to do
things before the heat REALLY kicked up (although of course, since it
didn't go down at night, this was entirely relative). After all,
sleeping in is for the weak when you're on a cross-3rd-world-country
expedition. We can sleep when we're in London. Luckily for us, our
hotel in the capital city of Antananarivo had gotten used to our
pre-dawn departures by that point so our Terrible Malagasy Breakfast
of faux-croissants (funny how you can't get that type of dough to work
in a place which lacks air conditioning) was ready for us to eat
before we left.
Our plan was pretty simple: drive from Antananarivo to Moramanga, get
stuff for a picnic lunch, drive on to
Ambatondrazaka to check into the
hotel, go to Zahamena Reserve, and then back to the hotel. The drive
to Ambatondrazaka was expected to take a few hours (3-4 at the worst)
in the third-hand ex-german 4x4 which our trusty native driver drove
us around in, because while that road isn't all that big, it's a
commercially important road for the Malagasy people, and so it's
relatively well travelled. That gave us a full afternoon to spend at
the reserve and enough time to leisurely drive back and do some
sightseeing along the way, maybe seeing something else locally before
coming back the following day. It all seemed pretty simple to us, so
we didn't really complain. After all, surely the in-country people who
set this whole thing up must have thought everything through, right?
This was the fatal mistake. We thought anyone could have understood
Madagascar.
The drive to Moramanga was okay. Todd slept through much of it, but
there wasn't any traffic, and we hadn't been on the Eastern side of
Tana (the local name for Antananarivo) before, so it was a very
interesting drive through green hills and valleys for me. On the
Eastern coast, a direct drive from Tana, is Toamasina (also known by
the French name Tamatave), which is the only major deep-water port for
the whole country. Therefore, it's a very major route in Madagascar,
and the status of the road was pretty good, so it was a quick drive.
This lulled us into a false sense of security about the rest of the
trip. This was the first road, coincidentally, to be blockaded during
the political crisis a couple of years ago, and just that one road
essentially crippled the whole highlands area.
At Moramanga we stopped for a late second breakfast because it was
going to be two hours (or so we thought) to go the last 150km to Lac
Alaotra (the largest lake in the country, and the reason
Ambatondrazaka exists). We had some coffee (made with the Malagasy
traditional condensed milk, for when ordinary sugar and milk won't
cause you to go into diabetic shock) and pastries (again that lovely
lack of air conditioning led to a textural explosion in my mouth), got
a couple of bottles of water, and figured we'd just press on so that
we had more time with the reserve. Then we started north on The Road
to Ambatondrazaka, RN44.
About 20km after Moramanga, the pavement stopped and the dirt road
started. This is not an uncommon occurance in Madagascar, because
there are actually some Routes Nationals which are "seasonal", meaning
that they're not even maintained: when it rains (about a third of the
year), you can't get through. This one, however, was so commercially
important (as Lac Alaotra is the heartlands of the rice growing
region) that it was maintained, and for the first 20km or so we
thought "hey, this isn't so bad, we're still doing about 70kph, it's a
little bumpy but not so bad". Then we encountered the people
maintaining the road. If you've never seen people maintaining a dirt
road, it's quite a sight: dump trucks with dirt and sand, back-hoes to
fill in potholes, steamrollers to flatten things out. It almost makes
you think that they're building a real road. However, on this you'd be
mistaken, because as soon as you manage to swerve your way around the
massive vehicles, you realize why it takes so much effort to maintain
the road: it's the worst road ever.
The next 130km until the paved road started again was the worst road
I've ever been on. Our average pace was about 20kph, the road was so
bumpy that you couldn't even read on it, we had to swerve all around
the road to escape the bumps that could easily have snapped an axle on
the 4x4. Along the way you pass quite a few small towns without
electricity, water, sewage, or anything but wooden shacks that are in
the process of falling down, along with a whole host of people whose
day seemed to be quite enlivened by the sight of what must have been
the first white people they'd seen in a month. With such surroundings,
you don't take any chances with the vehicle, because you realize that
if you break down, there's nothing that you can do: there's no
electricity or normal phones here, much less any type of cellular
phone access. If you snap an axle, you're not going anywhere. At this
point, it's the height of the heat of the day, so the sun is shining
directly on the 4x4, it's about 90 degrees with 90 percent humidity,
the air is completely still, and of course the 4x4 doesn't have air
conditioning.
Todd and I proceed to get more and more angry in the heat, humidity,
bumpiness that precludes any activity other than getting stared at by
natives, and the realization that this reserve to which we're going
doesn't actually exist. It's not on any map that we or our driver has,
it's not in any guide book that we've brought (or our driver has
brought), and he assumed that we knew where we were going, which of
course we didn't. Given that we'd already realized that the profit
margins on our trip for the tour operator must have been about 100%,
we thought, apparently niavely, that he might at least have given some
information to our poor driver about where we're actually going or how
long it would take, or might have at least thought of those things.
This appears to be a silly concept for Madagascar.
8 hours after we set off, we get to about a 15km bit of paved road
leading from one mud-hut-ville to Ambatondrazaka, prompting everybody
in the car to think aloud, "why did they bother paving this bit? It
doesn't lead anywhere!" This thinking is made even more acute when we
realize that Ambatondrazaka, the biggest city in the area, doesn't
even have paved roads in the town. Or maybe they were paved once, but
except for the main street through town, they're not anymore.
This is when I have the brilliant thought that we should maybe try to
fly back. After all, Ambatondrazaka appeared to have an airport on the
other side of town according to the guide book, we can go there and
buy a ticket home the following day and never do the 8 hour drive
again. What a splendid plan! So we set to it, off to the airport.
100m north of the city limits, you're once again at the worst road
ever. Average speed: 10kph, swerving around potholes, people balancing
water buckets on their heads, people herding Zebu, and beggars asking
for money (who can usually keep up with the 4x4). We get to the
airport. By this time we've experienced some pretty bad airports in
Madagascar, but this takes the cake. It's one room. One very small
room. There's nobody there. At all. At 3pm on a Saturday afternoon.
But after our laughing in the "parking area", an old guy and his
grandchild come out of the shack and ask our driver something in
Malagasy that must have amounted to "what the heck are you doing
bringing crazy white people to my airport?" After some exchanges, we
find out that:
- This IS the airport for Ambatondrazaka;
- He lives there when there aren't flights (two per week: one there
and one away) to take care of it and keep Zebu off the runway;
- By some sheer luck, the flight back to Tana is the next day AND
it's non-stop;
- No, of course you can't buy a ticket at the airport. You have to go
back into town to the ticket office.
We set to it, our resolve hardened to never get back into the 4x4 on
the Road to Ambatondrazaka, and go back the way we came to the ticket
office. Or, rather, we get to the ticket office to find it completely
closed and locked. Because apparently nobody would want to buy a
ticket the day before the only flight of the week, and of course
they're not open the next day, that's Sunday! However, the nice people
in the Pirate Video Rental Shop next door know where the woman who
runs the ticket shop lives, and he'll run down and find out what she's
doing. 15 minutes later, we find out that she's taking a nap and won't
be disturbed, but if she gets a chance she might come by later to sell
us some tickets on the only flight of the week.
While waiting for the ticket lady, word travels around this town that
there are crazy white people who have found themselves in this sordid
little burg and wish to leave it quickly (which doesn't seem to
surprise anyone). So along comes a truck driver who apparently also
works for the ticket office sometimes. He says that there's no way
that ticket lady will come by, she doesn't actually sell any tickets
anymore. This confuses us, but since we're only hearing the broken
english translation from our half-english-speaking driver, we're more
just starting to laugh through the tears. However, he wants to help
out the crazy white people, so he gets on his phone to the Air
Madagascar regional office in Toamasina to find out what he can do.
This is just about the only way to do this, because we find out in the
meantime that we can't just call a hotline, buy a ticket and show up
to the airport: not only is there no national hotline that you can
call, the headquarters/ticket office in the capital is closed (buy a
ticket on Saturday? Are you kidding?), and even if it weren't, it
wouldn't matter, because without the hand-written ticket slip nobody
will let us on the 10-seater plane home (E-ticket? Are you crazy?).
Since the Road to Toamasina requires getting onto the Road to
Ambatondrazaka back to Moramanga, that's a nonstarter without the
Ticket Lady helping us out.
While the truck driver/ticket office guy is on the phone, we discover
that there's a bit of a complication: it turns out that even if Ticket
Lady shows up (which she seems to have no intention of doing), and she
writes out a ticket, Air Madagascar won't honor it, because it appears
that she's been pocketing the money that she gets from selling tickets
and not giving it to Air Madagascar. Air Madagascar won't deal with us
until they've dealt with Ticket Lady's indiscretions, which apparently
she is aware of, which is why she's staying away. So essentially what
we've found out at this point is that Ticket Lady can't even be
bothered to come and steal our money. That's how dedicated she is to
customer service.
At this point we largely give up: we've been stymied in our attempts
to leave this place, so we're just going to give up, check into the
hotel, and figure out what we're going to do. So we set out to check
into our hotel, the Hotel Max-Irene. This is, according to Big Ripoff
Tour Company Guy, the best hotel (of the two listed in our guidebook)
in Ambatondrazaka. We are also in the best room in this hotel. This is
when I lose it.
The room has a concrete floor, four items of furniture in it (a bed
[covered with a foam mattress which is larger than the bed], a table,
a wardrobe, and a smaller table with the TV which can't be plugged
into anything since there's no electrical outlet anywhere near it,
even if there was TV access there, which we're quite sure there
wasn't), and a bathroom. The bathroom doesn't have a door, but at
least it exists: the hotel only has 5 rooms with en suite bathrooms in
it. At this point, I realize that in order for me to not completely
lose my sanity in the country, I have to make the best of it and say
"if I'm going to be staying in Little Kinshasa, I better enjoy it for
what it is". We take a look at our guide book for an alternative
destination to the Reserve Which Doesn't Exist, and head out.
Now we continue to go north on what has to be the second worst road in
the world (second only to the road which goes South out of
Ambatondrazaka) to find a small town which our guide book has
indicated is a "must see" when visiting Lac Alaotra, because the local
villagers have created their own reserve to help manage the elusive
Bamboo Lemur which is endemic to the area. Finding this town proves to
be a small challenge, because most towns lack signs indicating their
existence in Madagascar, and most roads lack names much less street
signs. However, we manage to find it about an hour north of
Ambatondrazaka.
Once we're there, the fact that this 4x4 full of Crazy White People is
not only driving through the town, but is actually stopping and
getting out of car causes quite a stir in the village. We find someone
that looks like he might have some type of authority by virtue of the
fact that he works in one of the few buildings with electricity (which
airs Rented Pirate Videos on a TV for a few cents a seat, a common way
to make money in Madagascar we've found), and ask him whether we can
get into the natural reserve that they've created. This causes quite a
bit of hemming and hawing, because as it turns out they haven't
actually done anything of the sort, but if we'd like to see the lemurs
he can arrange it. We say we'd like to, which was apparently not
something that he expected, because now we had to wait for the Chief
of the village to return from Ambatondrazaka in order to deal with our
outlandish request. He also seems stumped when we ask him how much
this will cost us, and so he proceeds to start naming figures for
things completely off the top of his head (well, it's going to be
5,000 francs for the boat, and, well, I suppose, another, hmmm, how
about 20,000 francs per person? How does that sound?). I suppose those
numbers seemed completely outlandish to him, but since the total bill
amounted to about $4, we weren't about to complain.
Once the chief returned (probably the chief by virtue of the fact that
she had a clean and relatively new blue dress on), she explained that
sure, 45,000 francs sounded about right. She also apologized for the
delay, but she had been in the city in order to attend a presentation
because one of the most senior politicians in the country was relaying
the fact that the government had just announced that day that the road
was to be paved in the summer after the rainy season was over (since
radio and TV don't get there much), and wasn't that great news?
However, they really weren't sure about the price being fair, since
nobody had been there in over a month (there to see some birds and not
the lemurs), and the last person before that was a couple of months
before that. But here, have some Longan fruits, and wait for the guy
with the boat.
We started our wander down to the lake, taking care to avoid the
giggling children alternatively running away from my camera or making
sure that they were in every single picture that I took, dodging both
herds of Zebu making their way on the same road and their droppings at
the same time, until we get to the lake and find our chariot for
seeing the lemurs. During this some more information comes out:
they're all subsistence fishermen around there, unlike the rice
growers who live all along Lac Alaotra, and this is just something
that they do on the side, guiding people to see the wildlife living on
the lake. They're not sure how long this will take, but since we're
paying, we're not leaving until we're satisfied.
With cameras strapped to every part of my body, and each of us holding
a stool, we got to the shore to find that the boats are actually
primitive canoes carved out of an entire tree trunk, and since they're
flat bottomed, the stools are there for us to sit on. This is not a
very stable platform, as you can imagine, and turning around when
instructed that we're going to switch direction is a bit of a chaotic
process to make sure that we don't get tipped over in the canoe (which
happened to me the last time I got into a canoe, so the first 15
minutes were sheer panic for me).
On the lake we were in a bit of a hunt through the papyrus reeds
growing in clumps in the water. For, while they're called Bamboo
Lemurs, these ones actually feed on Papyrus reeds growing in/along the
lake, and this is the only place in the world to see them. Our guides
did everything they could to get us as close as possible to the reeds,
until we realized that they were going to be propelling us with their
hands into the middle of the clusters (which are dense enough that
they look like islands from the shore). And then we saw them: a whole
family of 5 bamboo lemurs feeding and jumping between clumps. We
stayed there for about 20 minutes getting slowly closer and closer
until we got the pictures that we wanted, and since we'd been on the
river for about 90 minutes at that point, we decided to call it a
night.
When we got back to Ambatondrazaka, we went out in search of food
(remember, we hadn't had lunch yet), but by the time we got to one of
only two restaurants in the city it was 8:45pm, and we couldn't be
served because the staff were leaving too quickly to be able to serve
us; the only other restaurant was down the block and they had the same
problem. Having seen the meat sellers in the town waving fans to wipe
away the flies from the unrefrigerated meat and no sign of a safe
water supply anywhere, we decided to pass on any type of food. So we
retired to the room with very hungry stomachs from a long day of
travel. Our driver, however, didn't retire to the room: as he needed
to sleep in the 4x4 to make sure that it didn't disappear in the
night. Given how rowdy the street was until at least midnight (when
even the shouting, singing, and dancing couldn't keep us awake any
more), I can't blame him. Luckily, in the morning, the 4x4 was still
there. Our breakfast, however, wasn't, and again we got onto The Road
From Ambatondrazaka, even hungrier than the night before.
Our early dinner in Moramanga (the first restaurant you get to once
you head onto RN44) was the best food I had all trip.
When on the 7 hour ride back to Moramanga (with an additional 5km of
fresh dirt road to cut the time), I got to thinking that this was
essentially the experience that defined Madagascar for me, and I can't
think of a reason why I wouldn't have done it.
Where else would I be able to meet people who were so excited to see
new people? Where else would I be able to be paddled through the
middle of papyrus clusters in a lake in a tree trunk to see nearly
extinct-in-the-wild primates? Where else would children scream with
glee at a simple camera flash in the night? Where else would I learn
of the ticket agent who couldn't be bothered to steal our money? Where
else would I be able to get two men to ferry us around in a canoe on a
lake for two hours at sunset for $4? Where else would I learn how to
get all the people sitting on stools in a canoe to turn around? Where
else would I learn how difficult it is to minimize blurry pictures
when taking pictures standing up in a canoe with a massive zoom lens?
How else could I directly impact conservation efforts by helping
people realize that they can make more money protecting their wildlife
than by destroying it?
But this was tinged with some sadness: that very road that made it
virtually impossible to see the Bamboo Lemurs was also the only thing
saving them. The lemurs originally lived in the papyrus fields which
lined the lake, and only slightly in the reeds in the middle of the
lake. However, the beds around the lake had been almost eliminated for
rice patties, and the lake was getting smaller and smaller as more
rainfall was being diverted to irrigate the rice patties. Once The
Road to Ambatondrazaka is paved, there will be nothing to stop the
expansion of the area in terms of population (increasing water use
overall) or in terms of agricultural production, and the lemurs will
probably not last much longer. If I hadn't done this now, on this
trip, regardless of all the insanity it involved, I never would have
been able to do it.